• Chicken People in Poughkeepsie

    8 days ago - By Gurney Journey

    Two weeks ago there was a DNA leak from the Agricultural Biotech Lab at Varist College. They tell me that the janitorial team in Building 14 was the first to grow the comb and wattles. Everyone thought it was an IG face filter at first. They tried to cover it up, then they tried surgery, but it made it worse. Now everyone in the CheapRight Market in Poughkeepsie has got the beak and wattles, and I'm starting to grow them, too.
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